Last
year I started reading the short stories of H. H. Munro, otherwise known by his
pen name, Saki. Saki’s short stories are typically five or so
pages long and in some cases three. It
takes real talent to write such short shorts.
I am continuously amazed at how much information he packs in. Sharp wit, deft eye for the exact detail, diction
that accentuates the sarcasm under his tone, Munro is a satirist exploiting the
foibles and arrogance of upper class Edwardian England, an England that was at
the height of its empire. Last year I
read his story, "Esmé" and thought it a minor classic. I just read “Sredni Vashtar,” and though I
don’t think this rises to a classic, it’s still a fine story. Perhaps others might elevate this to a
classic; it has its own Wikipedia entry.
This
is the story of a sickly, ten year old boy, Conradin, apparently an orphan and being
raised by his cousin, a Mrs. de Ropp.
Conradin hated his cousin as only a boy could hate a matronly overseer,
and in his imagination exacted some sort of pleasurable enmity. It is implied, though never stated, that the
boy lives in his imagination because of his illness. The passage I quote below is where he establishes
a hideaway in a garden shed, sharing it with a Houdan hen and a ferret,
elevating the ferret into a deity, and setting up a shrine.
In the dull, cheerless
garden, overlooked by so many windows that were ready to open with a message
not to do this or that, or a reminder that medicines were due, he found little
attraction. The few fruit-trees that it
contained were set jealously apart from his plucking, as though they were rare
specimens of that kind of blooming in an arid waste; it would probably have
been difficult to find a market-gardener who would have offered ten shillings
for their entire yearly produce. In a
forgotten corner, however, almost hidden behind a dismal shrubbery, was a
disused tool-shed of respectable proportions, and within its walls Conradin
found a haven, something that took on the varying aspects of a playroom and a
cathedral. He had peopled it with a
legion of familiar phantoms, evoked partly from fragments of history and partly
from his own brain, but it also boasted two inmates of flesh and blood. In one corner lived a ragged-plumaged Houdan
hen, on which the boy lavished an affection that had scarcely another outlet. Further back in the gloom stood a large
hutch, divided into two compartments, one of which was fronted with close iron
bars. This was the abode of a large
polecat-ferret, which a friendly butcher-boy had once smuggled, cage and all,
into its present quarters, in exchange for a long-secreted hoard of small
silver. Conradin was dreadfully afraid
of the lithe, sharp-fanged beast, but it was his most treasured
possession. Its very presence in the
tool-shed was a secret and fearful joy, to be kept scrupulously from the
knowledge of the Woman, as he privately dubbed his cousin. And one day, out of Heaven knows what
material, he spun the beast a wonderful name, and from that moment it grew into
a god and a religion. The Woman indulged
in religion once a week at a church near by, and took Conradin with her, but to
him the church service was an alien rite in the House of Rimmon. Every Thursday, in the dim and musty silence
of the tool-shed, he worshipped with mystic and elaborate ceremonial before the
wooden hutch where dwelt Sredni Vashtar, the great ferret. Red flowers in their season and scarlet
berries in the winter-time were offered at his shrine, for he was a god who
laid special stress on the fierce impatient side of things, as opposed to the
Woman’s religion, which as far as Conradin could observe, went to great lengths
in the contrary direction. And on great
festivals powdered nutmeg was strewn in front of the hutch, an important
feature of the offering being that the nutmeg had to be stolen. These festivals were of regular occurrence,
and were chiefly appointed to celebrate some passing event. On one occasion, when Mrs. de Ropp suffered
from acute toothache for three days, Conradin kept up the festival during the
entire three days, and almost succeeded in persuading himself that Sredni
Vashtar was personally responsible for the toothache. If the malady had lasted another day the
supply of nutmeg would have given out.
Notice
the irony here. A sickly orphan is a
child one typically feels compassion for, and we presume Mrs. de Ropp has indulged
in just that, but it’s that very coddling to his illness that he grows spiteful
against. And so he creates this sort of
evil god, gives it some sort of exotic Hindu name, and performs some sort of
black worship service to spite “the Woman.”
There’s a certain boyish misogyny in that term. The boy seems to feel a sense of
powerlessness, and so tries to gather power in his ritual. The scene is rich with psychological depth.
You can read "Sredni Vashtar" on line at the Literature Network. It's a short read. You can read and listen along with this reading by a Tom Baker.