We
were getting ready to go out to a little cousin’s one year old birthday party,
and I was pushing Matthew to get ready.
I don’t know if all children do this, but Matthew dilly-daddles (slang, I know, but defined here)
and takes the longest time to do things.
He needed to brush his teeth, and so I put toothpaste on his toothbrush
and he climbs onto his stool we keep in the bathroom for him.
“I
can’t wait to grow up,” he says.
“Why,”
I ask.
“Because
then I can do whatever I want.”
“No
you can’t. You’ll have to go to work,
you’ll have to clean the house, you’ll have to do all sorts of things you won’t
want to. It’s not fun to be an adult.”
Matthew
is brushing his teeth and looking in the mirror and thinking.
“We
don’t get play time or go to camp for the summer,” I continue. “It’s much more fun to be a kid, so don’t
wish for things you won’t want.”
Matthew
continues brushing. Thinking that I’ve
cornered him I say, “You’ll have lots more things to do that you don’t want to
when you’re an adult.”
Matthew
then takes the brush out of his mouth and declares, “I won’t do them.”
That
response actually surprised me. “What? Then how are you going to earn money so you
can have a house and food? Who’s going
to get everything done?”
And
with dead pan timing, Matthew says, “My wife.”
I
stared at him for a second and then doubled over in laughter. And he starts laughing too.
Which
reminds me of a really good Rolling Stones song, “Hang Fire.” Here’s the song:
Here are the lyrics, if you can’t quite make them out:
HANG FIRE
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)
In the sweet old country where I come from
Nobody ever works
Yeah nothing gets done
We hang fire, we hang fire
You know marrying money is a full time job
I don't need the aggravation
I'm a lazy slob
I hang fire, I hang fire
Hang fire, put it on the wire
We've got nothing to eat
We got nowhere to work
Nothing to drink
We just lost our shirts
I'm on the dole
We ain't for hire
Say what the hell
Say what the hell, hang fire
Hang fire, hang fire, put it on the wire
Doo doo doo
Take a thousand dollars go have some fun
Put it all on at a hundred to one
Hang fire, hang fire, put it on the wire
I
love that song, but I hope Matthew doesn’t grow up to be a lazy slob.
I see you now speak proper London English, Manny. Staright from the 1919 song:
ReplyDeleteMy old man said follow the van
And don't dilly dally on the way ...
Do you know it? Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bALc3o0y5Kc
I think your son is very wise. Why work hard when you can marry someone rich?
By the way, talking of rich, I have responded to your comments about wealth, and loneliness, on my blog.
God bless you and your family, Manny.
Sure thing. Thanks for stopping by.
DeleteYou need Nanny McPhee.
ReplyDeleteWho? So I looked it up. I've never seen it.
DeleteWill have to see how his wife votes on who does the work.
ReplyDeleteYeah he hasn't a clue...LOL.
DeleteDo yourself a favor and rent it. Matthew will love it and so probably will you!
ReplyDeleteOK, I'll look for it. Thanks.
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