A
father and son are supposed to share some vital interests. It must be a violation of some natural law
that a father and son don’t root for the same baseball team. As some who have followed my blog might
remember I am a passionate Baltimore Orioles fan when it comes to my favorite—and
slowly becoming my only—sport, baseball.
Outside of my family, my job, and my love of literature, baseball is the
only interest that enters my head. Elegant
beyond compare, nuanced in complexity, baseball is the game for those with an
artist’s eye, with a poet’s ear, with a storyteller’s heart for drama. I love the game.
And
it’s not important how I became an Orioles fan, though I’ll mention it. My father was an immigrant from Italy, and he
had no notion of the game. It was not
handed down to me, especially a team to root for. I guess being a lifelong New Yorker I could
have gravitated to one of the New York teams.
But I didn’t. Some kid named
Benny Testa in second grade was an Orioles’ fan, and he convinced me to fight
against all those Yankee and Met fans. I
lost sight of Benny in the next grade and have no clue whatever happened to
him. But at eight years old I latched
onto the Baltimore Orioles and it has been a lifelong love, despite the many
years of disappointments.
So
you would expect my son to follow in rooting for the Baltimore Orioles,
right? Well, unfortunately his mother is
a Yankees fan, and she drilled in him the greatness of the Yankees. I figured I could slowly lure him away from
the dark side—yes, the Yankees are evil—and I think I was beginning to, but
what I didn’t count on was that Matthew’s best friend in school, J.J., is also
a Yankees fan, and that is more powerful than anything I can do. I hate to say this, but my son Matthew is —shudder—a
Yankees fan.
And
he’s been cheering them when he hears the Yankees have won or the Orioles have lost. He keeps asking how many championships have
the Yankees have won. Twenty-seven I
think, averaging something like one every four years for the past hundred
years. And those are the ones they’ve
won; they’ve been in many a World Series and playoff where they did not go on
to win it all. The Orioles in comparison
have won three. Thank goodness this year
the Orioles have been fighting for first place in their division while the
Yankees have been either last or next to last.
This is a potentially rare bad year for the Yankees. Still Matthew tries to verbally jab me when the
Orioles lose. And I don’t like it. If he wants to be a Yankees fan, he should
keep it to himself and not try to antagonize his father, who if antagonized too
much might decide to give the child a swift spank on the butt.
So
a few weeks ago he asked if I could buy him a Yankees hat. I sometimes wear my Orioles hat, and he wants
one to counter me. “No,” I said. “I ain’t gonna buy you a Yankees hat. No way, I will never do that.”
After
going back and forth in an effort to dissuade me, he finally turned into a
pout. “Then I’ll get mommy to buy it or
grandma. Or I’ll buy it with my own
money.”
“Fine,
but I ain’t buying it for you.”
Then
as it happened I passed a stand on the street where a man was selling sports
items, and I noticed a Yankees hat. I
thought about buying it, but I didn’t.
That night I said to Matthew, “Guess what I saw. Someone selling Yankees hats.”
“Did
you buy me one?”
“Noooooo. I told you I don’t buy Yankees stuff.”
“Why?”
he cried.
“Because
it’s yucky. The Yankees are yucky.”
He
just stared at me. “Oh yeah. The Orioles are yucky. The Orioles are yucky.”
So
a week later I passed that same man selling baseball items on the street. I stopped and bought a Yankees cap. It hurt but I did. When I got home, I told him I had something
for him.
“What?”
“A
Yankees hat.” I took it out and handed
it to him. His eyes lit up.
“Thank
you Daddy.”
“Don’t
thank me. I didn’t buy it. I told you I would never buy that yucky
stuff.”
“Then
who bought it?”
“Nonna
bought it.” Nonnna is Italian for
Grandma and is what we call my mother. “Nonna
made me stop the car and she bought you a Yankees hat when she heard you liked
the Yankees.” I was lying of
course. But he doesn’t need to know
that. Here’s a picture of him in his
Yankees hat, sticking his tongue out at Dad.
Ha,
the little punk. At least the Orioles
beat the Yankees two out of three this weekend.
LOL, good one. Someday he'll find out you bought it for him and know you did it only because you love him! How sweet.
ReplyDeleteWell done Manny. I never understood baseball. Sat through a game in Houston some years back. It was fun though.
ReplyDeleteGod bless.
YanKEES! YanKEES!!!! Cute story, great pic. I don't actually care about pro sports anymore, but the fam are Yankees fans. I saw a Twins game a few years ago; all the extended fam are Twins fans.
ReplyDeleteAHA!!!! The truth comes out
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