Whoa? Where
did that come from? I think my jaw must
have dropped. My mind went racing. Does he know about straight and gay? Kids pick up everything these days, and there
is no way to stop them from picking these words up. So how do I answer this? And once I say straight, how do I follow up
with an explanation? Should I ask him what
he means first? Should I ask him where
did he hear it and from whom? Was it
another kid at school? Was it adult
conversation he overheard? Was it from television? Darn that television has gotten too
explicit.
Then in his right hand is a level and he places it
up against my chest. “Are you straight,”
he asks again.
Flashback comes across my mind. The two of us are in my basement a couple of
weeks ago looking for a hammer or a screwdriver (I can’t remember which) and he
picks up a little level and asks what it is.
I didn’t know how to describe the concept of being level to a four year
old, so I said it checks to see if something is straight. Then I showed him by placing it up against a
counter. “See how the mark shows between
the lines? That means it’s straight.”
He found it cool.
“Can I have this daddy?”
It was a small one that I never use, so I said
sure. He took it up and it got mixed
with his toys.
Return to scene.
“Are you straight Daddy?” He
placed the level up against my chest.
I let out a big sigh. “Yes, I’m straight Matthew.”
LOL! Crisis averted!
ReplyDeleteThat's better than being asked (several years ago) by your little girl if you are having "trouble with stubborn belly fat."
ReplyDeleteJan - LOL! Too funny.
ReplyDeleteKelly - Yes it was. :)
If only our priests would hand out levels during Confession so we could check if we were straight with God.
ReplyDeleteGod bless you and yours.
Too cute, Manny! Out of the mouths of babes!
ReplyDeleteQimi
Thanks Qimi. Nice to "see" ya. :)
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