I’ve
been reading a bunch of Saki’s short stories, which is easy to do since his
short stories are excellent, fun, and very short, so short that at seven pages
in my edition, “Tobermory” is one of Saki’s longer stories. Saki, the pen name of H. H. Munro, wrote satiric short stories at the turn of the 20th century England,
up to 1916, when unfortunately he was killed in World War One. Last year I highlighted his story, “Sredni
Vishtar” and said how talented one needed to be to write stories under a half dozen
pages.
“Tobermory”
had me laughing out loud. The situation
is outrageously fantastic—a talking cat—and yet Saki convinces us
immediately. I wonder if Saki was
inspired by H. G. Wells, the science fiction writer, who a few years earlier had written The Island of Doctor Moreau, where a mad scientist invents a machine to make animals speak. While Wells’ novel is rather somber and
serious, Saki’s short story satiric and hilarious.
The
story is set at Lady Blemely’s house-party, what I imagine is an upscale
Victorian tea party of a near dozen guests.
One of the guests is a “homely” chap, a scientist named Mr. Cornelius Apin,
who makes the astonishing claim that he has invented a process where he can
make animals talk human language. Here’s
the opening paragraph;
It was a chill,
rain-washed afternoon of a late August day, that indefinite season when
partridges are still in security or cold storage, and there is nothing to hunt
- unless one is bounded on the north by the Bristol Channel, in which case one
may lawfully gallop after fat red stags. Lady Blemley's house- party was not
bounded on the north by the Bristol Channel, hence there was a full gathering
of her guests round the tea-table on this particular afternoon. And, in spite
of the blankness of the season and the triteness of the occasion, there was no
trace in the company of that fatigued restlessness which means a dread of the
pianola and a subdued hankering for auction bridge. The undisguised open-mouthed
attention of the entire party was fixed on the homely negative personality of
Mr. Cornelius Appin. Of all her guests, he was the one who had come to Lady
Blemley with the vaguest reputation. Some one had said he was
"clever," and he had got his invitation in the moderate expectation,
on the part of his hostess, that some portion at least of his cleverness would
be contributed to the general entertainment. Until tea-time that day she had
been unable to discover in what direction, if any, his cleverness lay. He was
neither a wit nor a croquet champion, a hypnotic force nor a begetter of
amateur theatricals. Neither did his exterior suggest the sort of man in whom
women are willing to pardon a generous measure of mental deficiency. He had
subsided into mere Mr. Appin, and the Cornelius seemed a piece of transparent
baptismal bluff. And now he was claiming to have launched on the world a
discovery beside which the invention of gunpowder, of the printing-press, and
of steam locomotion were inconsiderable trifles. Science had made bewildering
strides in many directions during recent decades, but this thing seemed to
belong to the domain of miracle rather than to scientific achievement.
I’m
taking the quotes from The Literature Network’s electronic copy, where you can read the entire thing.
Please do, you’ll find it enjoyable.
Let me continue on a little more.
The guests must have been told of this outrageous invention by the
scientist himself, and of course everyone is in disbelief. I imagine the guests looking at this sort of
geeky scientist and thinking he’s just trying to be pretentious to cover his
lack of people skills by telling them he’s made their cat, Tobermory, speak
English. It’s Lady Blemely’s husband who
challenges him.
"And do you really
ask us to believe," Sir Wilfrid was saying, "that you have discovered
a means for instructing animals in the art of human speech, and that dear old
Tobermory has proved your first successful pupil?"
"It is a problem at
which I have worked for the last seventeen years," said Mr. Appin,
"but only during the last eight or nine months have I been rewarded with
glimmerings of success. Of course I have experimented with thousands of animals,
but latterly only with cats, those wonderful creatures which have assimilated
themselves so marvellously with our civilization while retaining all their
highly developed feral instincts. Here and there among cats one comes across an
outstanding superior intellect, just as one does among the ruck of human
beings, and when I made the acquaintance of Tobermory a week ago I saw at once
that I was in contact with a `Beyond-cat' of extraordinary intelligence. I had
gone far along the road to success in recent experiments; with Tobermory, as
you call him, I have reached the goal."
Mr. Appin concluded his
remarkable statement in a voice which he strove to divest of a triumphant
inflection. No one said "Rats," though Clovis's lips moved in a
monosyllabic contortion which probably invoked those rodents of disbelief.
If
the guests seem rather stuck up, they are.
The story turns on intelligence—who has it and who doesn’t—with the cat
being the superior to the humans, who are mostly lame. The other guests start to chime in.
"And do you mean to
say," asked Miss Resker, after a slight pause, "that you have taught
Tobermory to say and understand easy sentences of one syllable?"
"My dear Miss
Resker," said the wonder-worker patiently, "one teaches little
children and savages and backward adults in that piecemeal fashion; when one
has once solved the problem of making a beginning with an animal of highly
developed intelligence one has no need for those halting methods. Tobermory can
speak our language with perfect correctness."
This time Clovis very
distinctly said, "Beyond-rats!" Sir Wilfrid was more polite, but
equally sceptical.
"Hadn't we better
have the cat in and judge for ourselves?" suggested Lady Blemley.
Sir Wilfrid went in
search of the animal, and the company settled themselves down to the languid
expectation of witnessing some more or less adroit drawing- room ventriloquism.
In a minute Sir Wilfrid
was back in the room, his face white beneath its tan and his eyes dilated with
excitement. "By Gad, it's true!"
His agitation was
unmistakably genuine, and his hearers started forward in a thrill of awakened
interest.
I
found that so laugh-out-loud funny. Sir
Wilfred, a rather stiff man, comes in shocked and disconcerted. Notice how Saki has built up the
anticipation. The outrageous claim is
made while sitting around a living room where no one believes it; so one goes
off stage to witness it and comes back to confirm it. And suddenly the cat wonders into the room
himself to prove it to the reader. Not
only is it funny but the drama itself makes “real” in the fiction what is
actually impossible.
Collapsing into an
armchair he continued breathlessly: "I found him dozing in the
smoking-room and called out to him to come for his tea. He blinked at me in his
usual way, and I said, 'Come on, Toby; don't keep us waiting'; and, by Gad! he
drawled out in a most horribly natural voice that he'd come when he dashed well
pleased! I nearly jumped out of my skin!"
Appin had preached to
absolutely incredulous hearers; Sir Wilfred's statement carried instant
conviction. A Babel-like chorus of startled exclamation arose, amid which the
scientist sat mutely enjoying the first fruit of his stupendous discovery.
In the midst of the
clamour Tobermory entered the room and made his way with velvet tread and
studied unconcern across to the group seated round the tea- table.
Saki
picked the perfect pet to do this with.
I don’t think a dog would have worked as well. The cat is even more supercilious than the
guests. Now Saki has set this up
perfectly.
A sudden hush of
awkwardness and constraint fell on the company. Somehow there seemed an element
of embarrassment in addressing on equal terms a domestic cat of acknowledged
mental ability.
"Will you have some
milk, Tobermory?" asked Lady Blemley in a rather strained voice.
"I don't mind if I
do," was the response, couched in a tone of even indifference. A shiver of
suppressed excitement went through the listeners, and Lady Blemley might be
excused for pouring out the saucerful of milk rather unsteadily.
And
the story goes on to where Tobey starts telling things about the guests he has
overheard that people would not want to have said in public. It is a perfect situation from which to
develop satire. The guests ultimately decide
they must have Tobey killed so their secrets won’t come out. I will say that the very extreme shortness of
the story made the ending a bit dissatisfying.
It was too much of a happenstance to bring it to a close. I imagine Saki was word limited and couldn’t
develop a proper conclusion. But I might
be wrong, you tell me. Was the
conclusion satisfying?
If
you wish, you can hear along with the story with this audio recording. It’s always fun to hear a story.
Thank you Manny. I had not heard of Saki. I prefer shorter stories; even better if they are already read and I listen to them.
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